December 2009
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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/davidmassacre
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/davidmassacre
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Learn 'em, live 'em. →
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Touche.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I’ve received this other quote and you’re 5 times as expensive as they are.”
Me: “Really? Who quoted it for you?”
Client: “Firm X”
Me: “Well we’re 10 times as good as they are, so really we quoted you 50% too little.”
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It's Time To Realise You Suck.
You’ve got a naturally high self-esteem - a by-product of being part of the best-educated, most technologically savvy generation alive. You might even look at your baby boomer parents with the slightest sense of pity. Now, don’t get me wrong - they had it good, just not as good as you. They had choices, just not as many. They had education, just not as much. They had...
Can you please put page numbers on the two-sided postcard? I’m not sure people...
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Still Untitled.
It told me once, the Great God(dess) Guru, it told me, ‘Never give up, you are magnificent.’ I told it, ‘I won’t,’ but I think I said it more to try and convince myself rather than to inform it. It smiled. It then saw me weep and told me, ‘Now, my child. Show them all. Strike with the lightning at your feet and the thunder in your hands.’ So I rose, and...
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